Saturday, July 26, 2008

YO

you know where i am

in the queendom of the bronx

love to all

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Holy CRAP

dick cheney is right? watch this and believe

-pope dougie

Monday, July 23, 2007

SQuirrels



Each Wore a Tiny Trench Coat

Washington Post, July 20, 2007

According to the Iranian newspaper Resalat, "A few weeks ago, 14 squirrels equipped with espionage systems of foreign intelligence services were captured by [Iranian] intelligence forces along the country's borders. These trained squirrels, each of which weighed just over 700 grams, were released on the borders of the country for intelligence and espionage purposes.

"Fixing GPS devices, bugging instruments and advanced cameras in the bodies of trained animals like squirrels, mice, hamsters, etc, are among modern methods of collecting intelligence. Given the fast speed and the special physical features of these animals, they provide special capabilities for spying operations. Once the animals return to their place of origin, the intelligence gathered by them is then offloaded. . . ."

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

but anyway um, uh, yeah...

sooooooo ok, i have been slackin

last post in march? well at least i am still posting the same calendar year! the monkey has been busy, i am currently reading the Illuminatus! trilogy which, as was pointed out to me by the Susan, is composed of five books- may is super busy and i will be talking more, i am getting ready to move (the monkey is leaving the nest again, this time its gonna stick!)

more later,

just know, the Institute for Social Change through Applied Memetics has been founded by Drs. Wolfgang von Kosmos, mPhD and Floccular Roboctopus, KoW

Sunday, March 18, 2007

beginning

this is the first of many posts- actually im just probably going to chronicle out here where everyone can see but no one has to notice.

insomia sucks- its sunday here and in Thailand where Susan is, thats rare; she's in the future, as are all the peoples in those time zones.

today is the fourth day of the second month of the Discordian kalender, Discord.

more later, i think the warm soy milk is kicking in

(dont fear the polycorns)